When I woke up this morning, I was sure that since i have finally gotten a few blogs under my belt that i'd finally blog about my transition to the Windy City, but instead I decided to talk about another topic that I am lost for words on. This topic is none other than the relationship with Tyga and Kylie Jenner. Now, I am sure that mostly everyone and their grandmothers know the situation since it has been on FOX, CNN, E!, and you name it but if not do not worry i will give you all the gist. Tyga is a 25 year old rapper (if that is what you want to call whatever he does on the mic) while his famous, public figure, TV personality (or whatever you want to call what she does) girlfriend Kylie Jenner just turned 18 'a bout a week ago'. Now I know what you are all going to say, "she is legal now who cares", blah blah, but the fact is that before this ridiculously famous little girl turned 18 the public was hounding poor little Tyga about his infatuation with her. The number one question that Tyga was hit with on a daily basis was not "How are you today?" or "What's going on?", but instead it was "Why are you dating a 17 year old when you're a decade older than her?" or "When is you and Kylies next date?". Finally, Tyga felt as though this would be the time, if any, to address the media and he said "I'm not dating Kylie Jenner, I just want to get that out of the way". So, that is good right?! Thank the Lord that he is good at math and realizes that a relationship with her would mean he would probably have to spend some time in the slammer with a cellmate that goes by the name of "Bubba". Sadly, the world found out that this was a complete lie! A week after Kylie finally became legal, Tyga released his new mixtape entitled "#FukWhatTheyTalkinBout" (Yes for some reason people write mixtape titles including hash-tags).
With this new mixtape came a song called Stimulated and let me tell you i can never use this word again without thinking of this weird couple. I am going to reveal some lyrics and also show you guys the video so you can see for yourself how awkward and cringeworthy this is. The first line that I am going to hit you with, and I swear I cannot even make this up is "They say she's too young and I should have waited". Well yes, Tyga "they" do say that, and by "they" I definitely mean the law. Crazy that they'd say such a thing huh? Another controversial lyric is "She a big girl, dog"...uhhhh studies show that you are not in fact a big girl if you are under 18, and it does not matter how many times you repeat the saying, but I digress because i am in fact no judge. Now this line is downright degrading in my eyes but i will let you all decide "I'm puttin' in, I'm penetration' I'm gettin' big, I'm stimulated". Now if you are like me this line makes your scratch your head and think this is kind of bizarre right? One could attest that the music came out after she was 18, but take this on for size. I am no rapper by any means, but I live with an up and coming one and I know that you cannot make a mixtape in a week that raps about 'penetration' in extreme detail. This just goes to note that this man, Tyga, has been in fact penetratin' and getting stimulated for quite some time now, but it is finally okay to make it public now because she is of age.
With this new mixtape came a song called Stimulated and let me tell you i can never use this word again without thinking of this weird couple. I am going to reveal some lyrics and also show you guys the video so you can see for yourself how awkward and cringeworthy this is. The first line that I am going to hit you with, and I swear I cannot even make this up is "They say she's too young and I should have waited". Well yes, Tyga "they" do say that, and by "they" I definitely mean the law. Crazy that they'd say such a thing huh? Another controversial lyric is "She a big girl, dog"...uhhhh studies show that you are not in fact a big girl if you are under 18, and it does not matter how many times you repeat the saying, but I digress because i am in fact no judge. Now this line is downright degrading in my eyes but i will let you all decide "I'm puttin' in, I'm penetration' I'm gettin' big, I'm stimulated". Now if you are like me this line makes your scratch your head and think this is kind of bizarre right? One could attest that the music came out after she was 18, but take this on for size. I am no rapper by any means, but I live with an up and coming one and I know that you cannot make a mixtape in a week that raps about 'penetration' in extreme detail. This just goes to note that this man, Tyga, has been in fact penetratin' and getting stimulated for quite some time now, but it is finally okay to make it public now because she is of age.
Now after you have seen this video please let me know what you think! If you did not know by now the girl featured in the video is none other than Kylie her I am really interested in hearing your input! This is going to be my last blog on a rapper that gets on my nerves though, best believe i have a lot more positive blogs to write on! That's it for now though.
Never Stay Stagnant!
Never Stay Stagnant!